The Egg That Ran Away
April 01, 2025
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Barnaby Buttercup, a man whose enthusiasm for the outdoors was inversely proportional to his sense of direction, found himself hopelessly lost in the depths of the Amazon rainforest. His map, it seemed, had been drawn by a drunken spider monkey with a penchant for abstract art. His compass, a "lucky charm" purchased from a suspiciously cheerful str...
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Ma Belle Province (NeoQuatrain)
March 30, 2025
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Je me souviens des hivers blancs et des étés cléments,
Des gens chaleureux, aux airs toujours contents.
Tes grands espaces, tes rivières en chant,
Québec, ma belle province, à toi mon cœur constant.
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AI versus the Escargotrons
March 29, 2025
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In the year 2242, humanity faced its greatest threat: an invasion by the Escargotrons, a race of intergalactic space slugs with a penchant for elevator music and a complete lack of personal hygiene. Their leader, Emperor Snozzz, a particularly smelly slug with a penchant for wearing sequined jumpsuits, had his sights set on Earth's delicious anchov...
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Cherishing Family (NeoQuatrain)
March 28, 2025
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Though storms may rage and skies may fall,
The family bond will stand through all.
A love that mends, a light that guides,
Where strength and solace each confides.
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Charity (NeoQuatrain)
March 28, 2025
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When fortune smiles, and coffers overflow,
Recall the plight of those who dwell in woe.
A hand outstretched, a gift freely bestowed,
Plants seeds of kindness where true riches grow.
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